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Created on 2012-01-22 21:45:30 (#1443969), last updated 2012-01-24 (295 weeks ago)

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Name:Karkat Vantas
SOMEDAY, THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO BE SORRY IT FUCKS WITH ME SO HARD. IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE THE SCENE WHERE TROLL ROCKY BALBOA KEEPS ON GOING AGAINST TROLL APOLLO CREED, BECAUSE NO ONE IS GOING TO THINK I'M GOING TO WIN AGAINST THE UNIVERSE. AND IT'S GOING TO BE A DRAW, OR TECHNICALLY ITS WIN, BECAUSE IT'S THE FUCKING UNIVERSE AND WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID? THE UNIVERSE CAN'T LOSE. BUT I'M GOING TO TEACH IT A LESSON IT'S NOT GOING TO FORGET UNTIL THE NEXT WASHED-UP FACE SMASHER COMES AROUND AND KNOCKS ITS THINKPAN LOOSE.

THAT WAS ACTUALLY A TERRIBLE MOVIE, EXCEPT FOR THE VERY END WHEN ADRIAN TOLD ROCKY THAT SHE PITIED HIM. THAT PART WAS OKAY. BUT IT'S THE BEST METAPHOR I'VE GOT, BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, MY LIFE IS ABOUT AS TERRIBLE AS THAT MOVIE.


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